You black haired mess,

you batshit catfish Danny Devito in a dress,

It's always too good to be true,

So I might as well make the most out of a liar like you.

It's serving me right I suppose,

We both know both pretending we don't.

Have you ever walked round Madison Square in an I Love London T-Shirt?

I bet you've never been there.

Have you ever walked in Trafalgar Square in an I Love New York T-Shirt?

I bet you've never been there.

I bet you've never been there, I bet you never have.

Could I care less, oh for all the wrong reasons girl you're ripping my heart from my chest.

You're such a soft centered soul, like cereal we spent too long in the bowl.

Should I be more rock and roll?

We both know we're pretending it's serving me right I suppose.

We both know both pretending we don't.

Have you ever walked round Madison square in an I Love London T-Shirt?

I bet you've never been there.

Have you ever walked in Trafalgar Square in an I Love New York T-Shirt?

I bet you've never been there.

I bet you've never been there,

In you I heart N Y C I T Y T Shirt ohhh, x2

In your t-shirt oh x4

Have you ever walked round Madison square in an I Love London T-Shirt?

I bet you've never been there. I bet you've never been there.

What you getting though you? Whatever next?

You're a bat shit catfish Danny Devito in a dress,

Whatever next? You bat shit catfish Danny Devito in a dress.