Big American Headliner

Had me a dream, almost obscene

Never had a dream any finer

Had me a taste, in the land of waste

And that dream we chased as we became

The big american headliner

Foamin' at the mouth, as we up and headed south

South of the paralell fourty-niner

Had us a dream, of Rolling Stone magazine

And all the girls they'd scream as we became

The big american headliner

Vision of sold out shows, candy for your nose

In america anything goes, as we soon would find

It doesn't matter what the place is, you can act like Oasis, '

Till yer blue in the faces and you become

The big american headliner

Leno said he loved our sound, we're the talk of tinseltown

Everyone and their dog came around, to the scene, to be seen

We did our guest spot on Friends, played our songs on Letterman

Looked towards the mighty yen, 'cuz the japanese, the japanese...

Love

The big american headliner

Woke up in a hotel room, downtown Saskatoon

Gotta leave this afternoon for Regina

Betty has got us an opening slot, these warm-up gigs never pay a lot

My patience nerves and credit shot, tonight we open for

(hey keep the door!)

The big american headliner

Oh yeah!

And we gotta be on at niner!

Oh yeah!

And we can't use their drum riser!

Oh yeah!

So we steal their fuckin' rider!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

The big american... headliner....

Ooooooooo-ooooooooh!