This one goes out to the ninjas

That's been down since Carnival of Carnage

Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats

Nah, fuck that, since Basement Cuts, motherfucker

How long will the Juggalos be down with me?

How long 'til they forget me? Check it out

What if I grew another fucking head

And his name was Violent Ed

And he headbutt me every time I cussed

I would need two microphones when I bust

Would you show me love even with another head

Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"

Or what if I sold out like a bitch

And took the make-up off and went soft (eww)

Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover

And put my ugly ass face on the album cover

With R&B top ten hits

And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (ah!)

Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a Juggalo

So don't forget me like you did with Menudo

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (Down)

What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (Down, down)

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (Down)

What about when the carnival comes to your town? (I'ma be down with the clown)

How long will you be down with a ghetto puppet?

I say I'm sick in the nugget and you love it

I ate a dead body, I ain't proud of it

I told you all about it, and you all applauded (hey!)

I got problems, I'm haunted by a carnival

I could run and tell a doctor, but what for (why?)

I just put it on tape with a fat beat

And make a quick buck, I'm like fuck (whoop-whoop)

I coulda came out sportin' some Hammer pants

Kick-steppin' with Shaggs, and tryin' to dance

Making mom happy, keeping it soft

I'd rather grab my dick and tell your mom to fuck off!

I know then you'd probably start to trip

And swing at me, but hit Violent Ed in the lip

Look, I don't even know what I'm trying to say

Just don't forget me like you did with Rob Bass

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (Down)

What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (Down, down)

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (Down)

What about when the carnival comes to your town? (I'ma be down with the clown)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (yeah)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (yeah)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (give it to me)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (clown love)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (clown love)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (yeah)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (give it to me)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (clown love)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (clown love)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Jaggalos)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (give it to me)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (yeah)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (Southwest, Southwest)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Southwest Juggalos)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (give it to me)

I'ma be down (oh), I'ma be down (yeah)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (Southwest)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (where ya at? Where ya at? Where ya at?) (Clown love, clown love)

Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground (woo)

Hello!

(Somebody paged me?)

Hi

(Who the fuck is this?)

It's, it's me, you said I could page you

(No, no, you misunderstood me!)

(I said fuck you!)

(Nobody cares if you're dead or alive, so go fuck yourself!)

Ok, call me later, bye