Dirty World

He loves your sexy body

He loves your dirty mind

He loves when you hold him

Grab him from behind

Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing

I can't wait to introduce you to

The other members of my gang

You don't need no wax job

You're smooth enough for me

If you need your oil changed

I'll do it for you free

Oh baby, the pleasure be all mine

If you let me drive your pickup truck

And park it where the sun don't shine

Every time he touches you

His hair stands up on end

As your legs begin to quiver

And his mind begins to bend

Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat

But I'm under doctors orders

I'm afraid to overeat

He loves your sense of humor

Disposition too

There's absolutely nothing

That he don't love about you

Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees

Life would be so simple

If I only had you to please

Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye

You're going to the airport now

And I'm going home to cry

He loves your electric dumplings

He loves your red bell peppers

He loves your fuel injection

He loves your service charge

He loves your five-speed gearbox

He loves your long endurance

He loves your quest for junk food

He loves your big refigerator

He loves your trembling wilbury

He loves your marble earrings

He loves your porky curtains

He loves your power steering

He loves your bottle water

He loves your parts and services

Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a dirty world