Three Hundred Pounds Of Joy

All you girls thinkin' they are done

You don't have to worry, you can have your fun

Take me baby 'cause your little boy

Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy

This is it, this is it

Look what you get

Hoy, hoy, I'm the boy

Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy

I'm so glad that you understand

Three hundred pounds of a mustin' man

This is it, this is it

Look what you get

Make your man gone mad and the women glad

Your little kids happy and the old folks glad

I'm so glad that you understand

Three hundred pounds of a mustin' man

This is it, this is it

Look what you get