Kyoka: Dracula you are my lovely murderer, wherever you go I will follow you

Dracula: Do not follow me, Kyoka, if you know what's good for you

Kyoka: Dracula I want to feel your spooky crooked yellow teeth biting into me

Dracula: My spooky crooked yellow teeth are blunted now, Kyoka, they will not set you free

Kyoka: Dracula, I'm lying naked on your altar, please stab your dagger into me

Dracula: If I do, Kyoka, then villagers with torches will hound me out of town

Kyoka: Dracula, I am the kind of girl who does not take rejection lying down

Kyoka: Dracula, I have a cousin in Kyoto, older and much skinnier than me

Maybe she's your type, and if you'd like to bite her neck, I'll write a letter and see if she'd agree

Dracula: That's very kind, Kyoka, but the time for biting necks is over now for me

I'd rather lie here in my coffin, drinking coffee, doing nothing, or watching TV

Kyoka: But Dracula what happens to ambitious girls, as frail and pale as flowers

Who dream of nothing more than offering naked necks to vampires, and being sucked for hours?

Dracula: Other vampires walk the earth, Kyoka

Not through Transylvania, not where you expect

(Dracula the vampire, pah-pah-pah)