Elvis Is Dead

Elvis had a heart attack

'Cos he got too bleedin' fat

He weighed nearly half a ton

He looked more like a pregnant mum

And Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis had a gammy leg

He had a gammy head

He had a gammy kidney

He's better off dead

And Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

In August 1977

Elvis met his fate

He could not get into Heaven

He couldn't fit through the gate

And Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead