I Really Can't Go Straight

Take my limousine

Drive it to a breaker's yard

In my TV set

Swap it for an old guitar

No time for cocktail hour

You take me to a whiskey bar

And meet the avocado

Her little left facade

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

You can talk about me loose, but I don't care

Put it in a hole somewhere

Put it in a hole somewhere

Ask for hat IQ

Measure me a gangster's hat

And for pedigree

You figure me an old tomcat

Sad or fair

Just put me in the hobo class

When they were handing gold about

The queue was long and I was fast

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Talk about me loose, but I don't care

Put it in a hole somewhere

Somewhere

Talk about me loose, I don't care

Talk about me loose, I don't care

Talk about me loose, I don't care

Talk about me loose, I don't care

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

You can talk about me loose, but I don't care

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight

Too late, too late

I really can't go straight