A Special Place (Acoustic)

The room is hot and the pool is cold

The TV ain't got HBO

And the water pressure's always low

And the minibar is empty

And good luck gettin' a good night's sleep

Right between the honeymoon suite

And the 1980's vending machine

Where all they sell is Pepsi

So if your friends ask where to send your mail

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

There's a special place in Hell for you

It ain't like you got a soul to sell

So save your prayers for someone else

The concierge won't be no help

He's always on vacation

I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

There's a special place in Hell for you

All the heat you put me through

Could never hold a candle to

The room that they got held for you

That special place in Hell for you

There's a bad-lit bathroom mirror

Take a long look at yourself

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

Yeah, there's a special place in Hell for you

All the heat you put me through

Could never hold a candle to

The room that they got held for you

That special place in Hell for you