POOP IS NOT FUNNY

I'm not sure if everybody's really tellin' the truth

Cause everything is kinda funny if ya throw in some poop

I'm not talkin' bout the people that died

Cause that kinda sucks

But what if the buildings were a big fuckin' butt full of poop

Like what if everybody survived an al-Qaeda's plan

Was foiled by Bill the Human Fly Guy

Yeah, yeah, that would be funny, yeah

Hey, who says poop's not funny

Hey, who says poop's not funny

I can't trust you if you don't laugh at poop

So I say, hey, who says poop's not funny

Not me

Those who scoff when you talk about shit

They're not being realistic about it

Cause in math class, we were taught that denial is a river in penis

It seems that it has bled over

Like poopin' on a four-leaf clover

Uh, look at that motherfucker squirm

And then I'm like, yeah

Now I am doin' the worm, yeah

Hey, who says poop's not funny

Hey, who says poop's not funny

I can't trust you if you don't laugh at poop

So I say, hey, who says poop's not funny

Not me

Yeah

Woo

Hey, who says poop's not funny

Hey, who says poop's not fucking funny

Now I can't trust you if you don't laugh at poop

So I say, hey, who says poop's not funny

Not me