Feline Wave Race

Beyond all doubt

Beyond all trace

Beyond all trace of doubt

In outer space

When the gas clouds

Pass away, and the molecules

Distribute all across the fabric of the horizon

Down on a rock planet

With water and trees

Were a hundred million or so

Double barrelling monkeys and

Might be half a billion or so

Types of beetle species

And nobody but me

That's just like me

A blood curdling yell

On the night street byway

In between the two poles

All across the distant skyway

And out at the edge of the moat of the 13th century castle

Where I turned my book and I spun it 'round

I was contemplating something walking out on the grounds

Or maybe it wasn't me at all

It's hard to say with this kind of hypothetical

"Don't rain on my parade grounds

I'll crack it in your skull"

Was going on sometimes in those days, dear Lord

Dear Lord

But now, as I cross the foggy expanse

In the graceful mountain twisting

Thought maybe I'd catch a curling glance from

Some wild cat that was

Stepping out

Across a branch

Around a root

Into a cave

Then out from a tunnel

Into a tidal wave

It's playing sea race

It's playing the N64 game Wave Race

It's playing at racing now

That wildcat, that cat, that cat, that cat