I'm a bad bitch slayin', a good pipe layin' Housewife takin', play a motherfucker

I'm a big rack makin', chronic paper chasin' Blue strips savin', hustlin' motherfucker

This **** brought his bitch around, I introduce her to the dawgs

She ain't listenin' to Capt, make that hoe go face the wall

She in time out, when she comin' out, take off them drawers

Ain't no eeny, meeny, miny, moe, that bitch gon' fuck us all

When the rent due, she get extra freaky with the knob

It's like I'm orderin' off the menu, tell her, give me extra slob

It ain't trickin' if you got it, bitch, I'm Capt, I got it all

You would think my name was Ash, cause how much I throw my balls

Scrollin' through my phone, you would think I caught them all

I got three in every state, and a few that's overseas

They all know the rules, when you with Capt, you don't use your feet

Keep that bitch on her knees, with her hands behind her back

Like a prisoner of war, but she never been to Iraq

I ain't got no problem with them **** that been hatin

Keep bringin' my name up, you know how much I'm makin

Hunnid grand, man, I could show you tax statements

If I point to that ****, he gon' get a spankin

Ain't gotta say a word, my youngins know just what I'm thinkin

They called me Capt, even back when I was lower rankin

Take my chains off in the booth, I don't like the clankin

Don't bring no new **** around me, that shit make me anxious

They act suspicious, drop em off, paramedics bring blankets

The only thing that cause my nerves is when I'm countin' franklins

Just put it in a money machine, I ain't got much patience

Them DJs take you as a joke, I'm treated like a heart attack

Yo hoe knockin' down some wood, we just call it lumberjack

She go past that welcome mat, then you probably won't get her back

Only approached her cause her ass was fat, hit it from the back

She throw it back, you know the result of that, whole lotta clappin

Them **** in a fraternity, whole lotta cappers

We be steppin', got a problem, let's address it Shoot the messenger, that's how I send a message

I suggest you tuck your necklace

The youngest been movin' reckless, actin' wild and they restless

Hittin' licks and gettin' on Instagram live for the flexin

I refuse for my death to be another ****'s blessing

I'ma keep on countin' blue strips and clutchin' this Smith & Wesson

Clutchin' this Smith & Wesson