A Little Less Bored

So now that the gloves hide our weak tiny fists

The audience is thrilled and the judges insist

Us two in the ring

And one needs to take the punch

Now that the jokes were explained up above

Our best magic tricks failed to make them all laugh

Just us two on stage

And one is gonna get cut in half

You said, "Wait for the last days of winter

For the last lines to fit the chords

We could drive up to the place near the ocean

We might end up a little less bored"

And now that the script had its final rewrite

All lines well-rehearsed, I know yours, you know mine

Long story short

Somebody has to die

And you said, "Wait for our names in the credits

For the long time deserved award

We could stay at the place near the ocean

We might end up a little less bored"

You said, "Wait for the end of the century

For your long time deserved success

We could drop dead at a place near the ocean

We might end up a little less"

For the long time deserved award

We could drive up to the place near the ocean

We might end up a little less bored