Just woke up

My head is fucked

What did I do last night

Ah shit I must of been drunk

What are these cuts

And where did I put my trousers

Turns out everyone's out and about and I've been in bed for hours

But it's cool though

Cos it's just a normal Wednesday

My girl is moaning at me again for the stupid shit that my friends say

Nice one lads

Now it's off to Roses cafe

Getting chips and beans

And a big cup of tea and desert is a rolled up fag

So forget all your worries cos today I'm proud to me

I live my life with no responsibility

I know it's no real right to boast

How I can only just about make toast

But I'm fine

Cos I'm a fuck up til the day that I die

Alright

You might have a point fairs

But why would I want to get a job when everyone moans about theirs

I'm sweet

Eating crisps on the sofa

Life's a big joke and then you die so I'd rather chill til it's over

And if you don't like it

Well sorry mate you can go do one

I gave my last fuck away years ago and still ain't got a new one

Haha

It's funny

The same people that hate

Are the same people that obsess with your page

Probably got a poster of my face

So forget all your worries cos today I'm proud to be me

I live my life with no responsibility

I know it's no real right to boast

How I can only just about make toast

But I'm fine

Cos I'm a fuck up til the day that I die

I'm a fuck up

All day

I'm a fuck up

Always

Always

I'm a fuck up yeah

Well that's it

Another day in the life of a fuck up

Until next time

Haha