Poor Unfortunate Souls (Acapella Version)

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed

(Pathetic!)

Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them? Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls, So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"

And I help them, yes I do!

Now, it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Come on you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead! Make your choice!

I'm a very busy woman

And I haven't got all day

It won't cost much, just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul, it's sad, but true

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet

You've got the pay the toll

Pluck a scale from off your tail

And drop the blood inside the bowl

Flotsam, Jetsam--now I've got her, boys

The boss is on a roll!

This poor unfortunate soul!