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It was Xmas Eve and Santa was getting set
To go give the children their gifts without even breaking a sweat
All of his reindeer were ready to lift off the ground
They took off as a team from Santa’s north pole compound
As they flew down south, they hit a big storm
That wasn’t a Xmas Eve of the past norm
A big lightning bolt directly hit the slay
And as he went crashing down Santa thought this wasn’t his day
Santa and his team went crashing down
On a deserted island where no one was around
Several of them had gotten injured in the fall
So they could not take off, they’d be stuck for the long haul
After a few days with no food to eat
They started looking around for some kind of meat
Just about when they had reached the end of their rope, a solution came ‘round that gave them all hope
The reindeer team did something really hasty
Rudolph ended up being really tasty
He roasted up nice rotisserie style
And now Santa and his team could survive for a little while
Rudolph had always been a pest
Always bragging about how he was the best
He was considered by the others to have a cold heart
But his glowing red nose ended up being the best part
Santa had his knife and did all the carving
So that he and his team were no longer starving
Rudolph had done his job, his destiny was complete
And he ended up being the most tasty meat
The reindeer team did something really hasty
Rudolph ended up being really tasty
He roasted up nice rotisserie style
And now Santa and his team could survive for a little while
You’d think that the team would start to feel bad
But Dasher, Donner, and their crew did not even feel sad
The arrogance of Rudolph finally got on their nerves
And now he was a tasty treat that on a dish could be served
A couple days later a passing airplane flew by
And sent a rescue team to help out our guys
Santa had eaten all his reindeer, every last one
And as he saw the rescue team, he knew he wasn’t done
Santa took out the team with a twitch of his nose
He ate every last one, all the way to their toes
Santa like to inflict lots of pain
And for Xmas next year, he’d deliver in his new plane
The reindeer team did something really hasty
Rudolph ended up being really tasty
He roasted up nice rotisserie style
And now Santa and his team could survive for a little while
The reindeer team did something really hasty
Rudolph ended up being really tasty
He roasted up nice rotisserie style
And now Santa and his team could survive for a little while
Written by: Tim Smay
