Tylenol Pm

I need my Tylenol pm / can’t sleep now without three of them/

I don’t know how my life has got here/ I’d do anything to just be not here/

I know it’s my fault I can’t sleep / my fault I let her cut so deep/

If I was smart I’d be so tough / but since I’m dumb I need this stuff/

I need those Tylenol PM/ can’t sleep now without me and them /

I loved her more than I knew how / But it’s for sure I lost her now/

These days I can take it calmly/ But these nights have no mercy on me/

Each night I’ve tried I’ve really lost it/ And I can’t survive being this exhausted /

So gimme Tylenol PM / I won’t get thru now without them /

I know too many pills is bad/ But it’s less safe to feel this sad /

So may dark slumbers grab and hold me /

far from what my partner told me/

far from memories and thought/ just close to this small jar I bought/

of sweet blue Tylenol PM / I hate endorsing brands like them /

But degradation and debasement / Has got me doing product placement/

it’s one or two or three or four/ then i’ll get thru the night for sure/

No wife, no kids, no life at all / Now all I’ve got is Tylenol/

There’s cowboy trucker songs for speed / There’s Cube for booze, and Snoop for weed /

There’s Prodigy with ketamine / There’s Cale & Reed with heroin/

Hunter S had Ibogaine / There’s Reverend Davis, sweet cocaine /

But how can I get great like them / I just take Tylenol PM/

I need her golden arms and ears / I need her silver thoughts and tears /

I need her diamond laugh and smile / not cheap crap from the aspirin aisle/

I wish I may I wish I might / I wish upon the candle light/

I wish upon a whiskey jar / I wish upon a Ringo Starr/

And Charlie Watts and Brian Jones/ I wish on all the Rolling Stones/

I wish on all the Violent Femmes / I wish on Tylenol PMs/

God gave Jews a good head start / made some jews hot and some jews smart/

God gave some jews Jerusalem/ But just gave me Tylenol PM/

I need those Tylenol PM / can’t sleep now without me and them/

I loved her more than I knew how / But it’s for sure I lost her now/

it’s one or two or three or four/ then i’ll get thru the night for sure/

No home, no heart, no hope at all / Now all I’ve got is Tylenol.