Turtle's Plan (feat. Leftöver Crack)

Mr. Turtle, tell me you're fine

Mr. Turtle, show me a sign

I think Drake has gone to many parties (What?)

But these parties weren't kids' birthday parties (Yeah!)

Yeah, there were kids there, but let's just say

He was taking puff pastry to go

You know (What?)

But Drake kinda looks like a Severin

And Severin kinda looks like a turtle

Because they're both purple (Yeah!)

Sneaky Turtle!

You thought I was gonna say it, no

But I'm gonna spray it, yo (Yeah!)

And I like Turtles, yeah

Mr. Turtle, tell me you're fine

Mr. Turtle, show me a sign

Mr. Turtle, tell me you're fine

Mr. Turtle, show me a sign

She said"Turtle Turtle"

I tell her"Turtle Turtle

I only love my Turtles

Cause Turtles are purple"

Turtles plan

Buy a van (What?)

Get a can (Yeah!)

Put it in a van (What?)

I like Turtles cause they're purple (What?)

And they're old enough to be banned on TikTok (Yeah!)

So we should go and subscribe to RedNote

But you can't be gay there, so that's a big no-no

A struggle's not defined by a

Zip code or dollar sign

In this climate of confusion

Choose hate or disillusion

With great reptiles come regrets

Caught underneath the Chia pets

Adapt or enjoy losing

Collapse is no solution!

If the victory's a virus

And the enemy's inside us

The glimmer in your iris

Can burn verses on papyrus

Halftime caked inside your beak

Makes the truth harder just to speak

The cream will always curdle

So the duck can't love the turtle! (Turtle)

Mr. Turtle, (Come on Mr. Turtle)

Tell me you're fine (Tell me you're fine now!)

Mr. Turtle, (Come on Mr. Turtle I know you can do it)

Show me a sign

Mr. Turtle, (Come on Mr. Turtle, please!)

Tell me you're fine (Tell me you're fine, tell me you're fine, tell me you're fine!)

Mr. Turtle, (Please!)

Show me a sign (Show me a sign!)