Commuter Man

I play Pac-Man and I watch T. V

I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me

I couldn't really ask for anything else

Maybe my own chain of Taco Bells

I'm perfectly happy right where I am

I could live forever in a traffic jam

It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air

I'd choke anyway, I don't really care

Sometimes I think about getting away for a while

But when I return I will be out of style

You may say I'm not an ambitious man

But let me tell you I've got some plans

Like there's a new car I wanna buy

And a video cassette recorder yet I'm not sure why

I wanna get married and have three kids

'Cause I'm lonely and I've got the hard dick

Commuter Man