Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 8 of 12)

The police man gets in his car

And gets right on the phone

Backing up shaking his head

Sayin' let me get my crazy a**** home

And his wife picks up and says darlin'

Where have you been I've been worried about you

And he says police business honey

I can't wait to tell you what I've been going through

She says are you okay

Yes, do you need anything

No, well I baked you a pie

Mmm your favorite cherry

Then he said I'll be there soon

Sorry I kept you hangin'

Then she said honey don't worry about it

Just take your time I still got some cleanin'

Yeah meanwhile Mrs.Rosie's back at Wayne's house tellin' it all

She said I knew it was somethin' about that police man

I started to cut loose my dog

Then Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs

And says Ms. Rosie you are nuts

Then I'l say all I wanted to know is what was you gonna do with that spatula

And then we all laughed

Tuan says she's a g no doubt

Now let's head right back all over till the policemen's house

He pulls up in the garage

She didn't expect for him to come that soon

She rushed to the door kiss him on the cheek

Say's I was in the restroom

Then he said what you say that for

Then she says I don't know

Then he stepped back look at her and says whatchu all jittery for

Then she says sweetheart

Maybe it's that time of the month

Then he say's maybe

May be that time of the month

And then she said you know what I mean

He said I know what came out yo mouth

He said you said maybe

Then she says baby

He walks in the house

Then she tries to lead him upstairs

But he goes straight to the kitchen

She says hon I bought you some pears

And then he said I'ma heat this chicken

And she turns around thinkin' to herself

With this weird look on her face

Then he screams woman what's wrong with you

Why you walkin' back and forth pacin'

Before she has oh she's thinkin' to herself

What am I to say

Because the truth of the matter is

Is that she just slept with another man today

And he started callin' her name

Bridget I know you hear me

But she can't turn around because the

Truth on her face he will see it

Then he screams Bridget

Yes, look at me

Bridget turns around and then he says

Whatchu got up your sleeves

She scared out of her mind

Stuttering, and shaking and still talkin' some pears

He starts screamin' sayin look woman

I don told you I'm not going up no stairs

Now he's got a funny feelin'

Something just don't seem right

He's lookin' at her while she's backing up

Then he says with all my might

Woman I swear I'ma shoot somebody

If you been doin' wrong

But little does he know that somebody is still right there in his home