Time Flies By (When You're the Driver of a Train)

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation

Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins

And they always smash my windows 'cos the home side always wins

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Gonna get my syringes out and crank up once again

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation