Fairies Wear Boots

Going home late last night

Suddenly, I got a fright

Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw

Fairy with boots and dancing with a dwarf

All right now

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

All right now

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

All right now

So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me

He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far

'Cause smoking an tripping is all that you do"

Yeah