Bland is the New Black

The state of contemporary culture is gonna give me a heart attack

Remember when it was cool to be bad?

Man, I wanna bring that back

It's unlike music videos I used to watch in the 90s

I feel like it would have been more exciting

To pursue a career in a bank

I don't care who hurt your feelings

Your fucking banjo sucks

Gimme something dangerous, gimme something fun

I wanna be homogeneous

Be homogeneous

Be homogeneous

The state of contemporary culture is gonna give me a heart attack

Remember when Ozzy bit the head off a bat?

Bland is now the brand new black

I'd rather go in a freak, cocaine, nude, police pursuit car crash

Than die of old age, or something like that

I don't care about your cry wank

Throw a party or get lost

I'm bleeding out from biting my tongue

I don't care who hurt your feelings

Your fucking banjo sucks

Gimme something dangerous, gimme something fun

I wanna