Carpet Man

When you see some puddle on the ground

You lay down so she don't have to walk around

You think that will protect her from the rain

But you'll never ever stop the pain

She walks all over you (She walks all over you)

You know she can (She knows she can)

You're the carpet man

You're the carpet man

You take such care to keep that girl's feet clean

(Take such care to keep that girl's feet clean)

Like she's some kind of figurine

The world's so far below her, it's not her scene

(The world's so far below her, it's not her scene)

And so she uses you to stand between

She walks all over you (She walks all over you)

You know she can (She knows she can)

You're the carpet man

You're the carpet man

I would think you'd get tired of hurtin'

Every now and then (Every now and then)

It's lonely down there, that's for certain

And carpets do get thin

And that's when they have to be thrown away

(That's when they have to be thrown away)

That's what she'll say to herself some sunny day

And she'll say, come to my wedding and of course you do

(She'll say, come to my wedding and then you do)

And then the groom and her will have a dance on you

She walks all over you (She walks all over you)

You know she can (She knows she can)

You're the carpet man

You're the carpet man

Carpet man

Carpet man

Carpet man

Carpet man