Wanna Be Manor

Well, you can tell I'm no great planner

I ended up at the wanna be manor

Wanna be manor, what a place to be

Wanna be manor is not for me

I walked in the door, peed on the floor

Looked on the floor, spotted a whore

Drugs and filth are all around

No clean dishes can be found

If you thought that your nightmares were scary

Wait 'til you meet the hoe called Jerri

No one dragged a dead fish in the room

It's her spreading legs and her female perfume

I walked up the stairs, I can't explain

But I got involved in a three man train

Was it fun? Yeah, I guess

But I got crabs like all the rest

Dave's a cool guy but a real slob

Lives on unemployment and he can't get a job

Go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear

Just make sure you sniff that beer

Passing out is no excuse

You'll be subject to abuse

Some will let you hang there, but what is it?

It's not the pigs on their nightly visit

After busting one person each

The pigs said move out of Huntington Beach

Now I'll have to find a new scam or

Find another wanna be manor

Wanna be manor

Wanna be manor

You can tell I'm no great planner

I ended up at the wanna be manor

Wanna be manor, what a place to be

Wanna be manor is not for me