My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with your heart

And your looks are laughable, unphotographable

You are my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine

Please say that you be mine

On Valentine's

Valentine's

Please say that you be mine

On Valentine's Day