album cover
Pineapple Pete
album cover
Utwór Pineapple Pete został wydany 19 marca 1996 przez DRG Records jako część albumu My Huckleberry Friend
19 marca 1996
WytwórniaDRG Records
JęzykEnglish
BPM113
Melodyjność
Akustyczność
Valence
Taneczność
Energia

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Pineapple Pete with the luau seat
He loves to sit and he loves to eat
The sweetest guy you could hope to meet
But it seems that his dinner goes to his seat
Pineapple Pete started out on Poi
And when he started, did he enjoy
Before he grew to a full-grown boy
He was one-quarter avoy and half-dupoy
He went on to grapple
With Philadelphia scrapple
With meatloaf and mustard
And cantaloupe and custard
He ate so many starches
He flattened both his arches
And now nobody's able
To pry him from the table
Pineapple Pete has become so fat
He's got to stay seated where he's at
He can't dig you, so hurry out and meet
The world-famous eater with the enormous seater
Pineapple Pete!
While most folks are restin'
He's chompin' and digestin'
While they're busy surfin'
He's arfin' and he's irfin'
When they say "Aloha"
He hollers out "Samoa"
A mouthful of papaya
Prevents him sayin' "Hi-ya!"
He, I repeat, never watches weights
He keeps his eye on his neighbor's plate
And if you turn or you miss a beat
Man, you're ten ounces thinner
'Cause who's got your dinner?
Pineapple Pete!
Written by: Johnny Mercer

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