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W trasie
Rock
Utwór 33 został wydany 26 stycznia 2024 przez Bonktown Records jako część albumu Wolves of Glendale
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Data wydania26 stycznia 2024
WytwórniaBonktown Records
JęzykEnglish
Melodyjność
Akustyczność
Valence
Taneczność
Energia
BPM111

Teledysk

Teledysk

Kredyty

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Thomas McGovern
Thomas McGovern
Songwriter
Ethan Edenburg
Ethan Edenburg
Songwriter
Eric Jackowitz
Eric Jackowitz
Songwriter

Tekst Utworu

I can beat every level in Mario
I can make you scrambled eggs
I can quote every line in Jumanji
I can open the fridge with my legs
I know how to go to the grocery store without using GPS
I learned how to juggle on YouTube
But there's something I gotta get off my chest
I don't know how to do my taxes
I stash my cash in a mattress
Don't know how to change a tire
Thats why I take the bus
Don't know how to use a drill
I gotta ask my neighbor Phil
To help me hang a picture
'Cause I'm stupid and I suck
I could learn all of these skills
But I doubt I ever will
My dad is ashamed of me
'Cause I just turned 33
I can nap pretty much whenever
I can cook a burger well done
I can make my eyes roll to the back of my head
I can make my tongue look like a hot dog bun
I know how to put two holes in an apple and smoke it like a bong
I can chug a can of sprite in a minute
And then carve that can into a bong
But I can't spell "restaurant"
I know it starts with "R"
And I know it ends with "T"
The middle is a mystery
I don't know how to make a pasta sauce
I mostly use ketchup
It's still tomato based
Get off my freaking case
I could learn all of this shit
But every time I try, I quit
My mom is ashamed of me
'Cause I just turned 33
When Albert Einstein was 26 he discovered relativity, and
When I was 26 I chugged some vodka through my butt at a party
When Greta Thunberg was 17 she was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize
When I was 17, I got shot in the dick playing paintball
When Michael Jordan was 24 he won the MVP award, and
When I was 24, I took mushrooms
When Oprah Winfrey was 32 she changed television forever
When I was 32 I asked my father for a hundred dollars
And he said no
Not again
Not a- not again, not again
No-ho-ho-ho-ho
Not again
Not a- not again, not again
I, I suck
I, I suck
I suck at stuff
I, I suck
I suck at stuff
I, I suck
I fucking suck
I suck, I suck
I suck at stuff
I suck, I suck
At stuff
I suck, I suck (I fucking suck, I suck)
I suck at stuff
I suck, I suck (I fucking suck, I suck)
I could learn all of these skills (I fucking suck so much)
But I doubt I ever will (I fucking suck!)
My uncle's ashamed of me
'Cause I just turned 33
And I suck!
Written by: Eric Jackowitz, Ethan Edenburg, Thomas McGovern
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