Bistro à la Mode (Toast 2)

So the food here is, what, German expressionist cuisine?

French deconstructivist

That means nothing is what it seems

I swear I hear someone crying

Why would somebody cry in a restaurant?

I've cried in many restaurants

Mesdames, monsieurs

Avant le mange

To crème brûlée—

To duck à l'orange—

To sole meunière—

To Camembert—

To—

Bonjour