Jerry Smith

Hello ! My name is Jerry Smith

I am the kind of man who thanks everyday the Lord to exist

You know my life is easy, like a spongy cookie

Like a shortbread biscuit ready to be soaked in a tea

Let me explain why I can’t complain

Even if each day just feel the same

I got everything it takes to make a happy man

A beautiful house to hide, a lovely wife to fill the house *joking*

But I love this place

My tiny palace in this quiet house estate

Yes it is very quiet, very very quiet

So much quiet we can hear old neighbors kick the bucket

But that’s not the point, everything I own

Is between these four white concrete walls

So I put alarm on

Anything that can be stolen is a part of my soul

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Look at this wonderful garden

40 species of flowers, I’m unable to name them

Got a fabulous fountain

Got a river behind the house but that’s not the same

Of course I’m eco-friendly, my pool is bleach-free

And all the trees you see come from a wood 2 minutes from here

I give for ecology, charity, Aid Agency

With all the money I give I feel like a model in the society

¡ Si ! Claro que tengo amigos

There’s Pedro, he’s kind, he’s my latino gardener

And Otto, he’s my Boston Terrier

I can’t understand what they say, that’s why I love them

My wife so sweet,

She works in beauty, or something like that

I work a lot, ain’t got anytime to talk

I had to open a joint account to put a ring on her finger

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My name is Jerry Smith !