Whatever Happened to . . . ?

Whatever happened to twin sets? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to Hi-Fi? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to TV sex? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to you and I? (Oh-oh-oh) Your passion is a product of highlight and detail That come hither, look, bonus offer retail Whatever happened to pickup trucks? (Oh, oh, oh) Whatever happened to yellow pages? (Oh, oh, oh) Whatever happened to burning books? (Oh, oh, oh) Whatever happened to new ages? (Oh, oh, oh) Your emotions are cheap Cut, price, cash and carry You wear your heart on your sleeve For any Tom, Dick or Harry Your love is a cash-in check Oh-ho, that's the way of all flesh Whatever happened to Chairman Mao? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to God above? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to the cow? (Oh-oh-oh) Whatever happened to plug-in love? (Oh-oh-oh) Your pasteurised life So fit for consumption Mmm, those undressing eyes So strictly commercial Your love is a cash-in check Oh-ho, that's the way of all flesh All flesh, all flesh