Crime Of The Century

Now they're planning the crime of the century

Well, what would it be?

Read all about their schemes and adventuring

Yes, it's well worth the fee

So roll up and see

How they rape the universe

How they've gone from bad to worse

Who are these men of lust, greed and glory?

Rip off the masks and let's see

But that's not right - oh no, what's the story?

Look! There's you and there's me

(That can't be right...)