Smile Like An Idiot

Gary tried to kick me out my house for being too loud

He called the cops on me, it wasn't even me

All I want to do is bump into him, act like nothing happened

Yeah, I know he's gonna freak the fuck out

And then my best friend of ten years called me up

Yeah, I can tell he's on his tenth beer

Tellin' me a story, how he's always getting horny when he's drunk

An opportunity arises in the form of my girlfriend

I guess that's my ex-girlfriend

All I do is smile like an idiot

Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit

I'll be stayin' high ‘til I'm sick of it

All I do is smile, all I do is smile

If losin' is a game, I'd be winnin' it

Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit

All I do is smile like an idiot

All I do is smile, all I do is smile

Here I am, between calls with the people formerly known as my girl and my best friend

Then my mom calls me up, says it's time to cut me off

And rent is due tomorrow, this ain't happenin'

All I do is smile like an idiot

Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit

I'll be stayin' high ‘til I'm sick of it

All I do is smile, all I do is smile

If losin' is a game, I'd be winnin' it

Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit

All I do is smile like an idiot

All I do is smile, all I do is smile

All I do is smile, all I do is smile

All I do is smile, all I do is smile