Beer Never Broke My Heart

I've had a largemouth bass bust my line

A couple beautiful girls tell me goodbye

Trucks break down, dogs run off

Politicians lie, been fired by the boss

It takes one hand

To count the things I can count on

No, there ain't much, man

That ain't never let me down

Longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me that bars and this guitar

And longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart

She was a Carolina blue jean baby

Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy

It was red taillights when she left town

If I didn't know then, I sure know now

But longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me that bars and this guitar

And longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart, yeah

Well, it takes one hand

To count the things I can count on

But I got one hand

That's grippin' down on a cold one

'Cause longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar

And longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart, no

It never broke my heart