A Definitive Guide to Easy Living

(Oh well it's easy living)

That's why they call me the best of the best

Architects in the urbanised West

(Oh well it's easy living)

It's easy living for me

An architecture degree

Can get you where you really need to be

Lesson one

This is not a park bench

For some folks around this in an apartment

But once they've slept, they'll object to be being charged rent

What am I to do?

Here comes lesson two

Well can we lean it up?

Can we tilt it down?

It's ill-advised to try lying in it you'll fall out

Let's put a little

Armrest in the middle

So that we can limit all the types of people sitting in it

You know you'd better think twice

Before you come into my town

You know it isn't very nice

To outstay your welcome in my town

(Oh well it's easy living)

You want to live in the best of the best of the best

Yes? Well I guess

(Oh well it's easy living)

You're better sticking with me

My architecture degree

Can get you where you really need to be

Lesson three

Believe me, it's not a bus stop

Can't you see it's a free room and it must stop

Let's make the benches slimmer

So they won't be hanging around come winter

Everyone's a winner

Everyone's a winner

You know you'd better think twice

Before you come into my town

You know it isn't very nice

To outstay your welcome in my

Let there be light, let there be land

Let there be spikes under our bridges

Let there be water and food to eat

Let there be concrete

Let there be light, let there be land

Let there be spikes under our bridges

Let there be water and food to eat

Let there be concrete

Let there be light, let there be land

Let there be spikes under our bridges

Let there be water and food to eat

Let there be concrete

You know you'd better think twice

Before you come into my town

You know it isn't very nice

To outstay your welcome in my town

Ooh you know you'd better think twice

Before you break into my town

Well if you're looking for advice

You'll never make it in my town