Zomby Woof

Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out on a antique bed

And my spirit did a midnight creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

It seemed to me that it just ain't wise

Did you ever wake up in the morning

With a zomby woof behind your eye?

Just about as evil as you could be

I am the zomby woof

I'm that creature all the ladies been talkin' about

I am the zomby woof

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the zomby truth

Here I'm is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the zomby truth

Here I'm is

Really alrighty, he the zomby woof

Really alrighty, he the zomby woof

The said, "Oh, really," and they was alrighty

And I was a zomby for you, little lady

I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my zomby tooth

My right foot's bigger than my other one is

Like a regular zomby hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all naked and

Do it to you up on the roof

Don't mess with the zomby woof

I am about as evil as a boogie man can be

Tellin' you all the zomby truth

Here I'm is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the zomby truth

Here I'm is, the zomby woof