Welcome To Heaven

Dearly beloved

It is my pleasure to say unto thee

Welcome to Heaven, oh

Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh

People are happy that they died

'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife

It's the perfect afterlife

Welcome to Heaven, oh

Check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh

Please keep your brimstone off the floor

We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot

And everyone is hot!

Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around

After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down

Of course, it is just temporary

I'm sorry you can't stay

'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day

Welcome to Heaven, yeah