Dumb Blonde

Dumb blonde He's just on vacation She's a family friend, in his bed Turned off his location "Just an accident", "phone was dead" I'm so lucky I'm so clueless Sleep with her and bring me tulips Really hate to break the news and Tell him I've been playing stupid One chance, two chance, three, I'm done Headed to the hair salon 'cause He thinks I'm a dumb blonde Guess that means I'm dumb hot Wish he knew I'd take it as a compliment He meant it as the opposite But, so what? If I am a dumb blonde What a way to go and boost my confidence Oh, I should give my stylist a raise Dumb blonde He thinks I'm so Dumb blonde (blonde) Finally cut him loose like all of my split ends (we split the ends) Then I wrote this song about him (about who?) Now I'm going double platinum (like it's hard?) First my hair and then my album (ah) One chance, two chance, three, I'm done Headed to the hair salon He thinks I'm a dumb blonde Guess that means I'm dumb hot Wish he knew I'd take it as a compliment He meant it as the opposite But, so what? If I am a dumb blonde (that's hot) What a way to go and boost my confidence Oh, I should give my stylist a raise Dumb blonde He thinks I'm so Dumb blonde (blonde) Bring on the bleach, rinse and repeat He's gonna beg, down on his knees Bet he regrets it now he's gone Shouldn't have messed with a blonde Bring on the bleach, rinse and repeat He's gonna beg, down on his knees Bet he regrets it now he's gone Shouldn't have messed with A dumb blonde Guess that means I'm dumb hot Wish he knew I'd take it as a compliment He meant it as the opposite But, so what? (so what?) If I am a dumb blonde (dumb blonde) What a way to go and boost my confidence Oh, I should give my stylist a raise Dumb blonde He thinks I'm so Dumb blonde (blonde) Dumb blonde (don't mess with a) Dumb blonde (blonde)