He Liked to Feel It

"There was a boy

Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it

Then we'd watch

While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He grew tired

Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick

He said he'd tie

His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He called his dog

But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there

He yelled at him

And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there

That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out"