If I Were a Bell

Just ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light

Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me, how do I feel?

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding

Joe, now, all you gotta do is ask me

How do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning?

(Explain it away, baby)

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

(Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack)

Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me, how do I feel?

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Joe, ooh, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Says if I were a season, I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a bell

Or if I were a bell

If we were a bell we'd go

Ding dong, ding dong, ding