The Lip

Down on the Mississippi River in a knockdo dive

I met a trumpet playin' character and Man alive!

When he began to rip, he really played it from the hip

And when I asked about his name, they told me, "That's 'The Lip'."

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No one plays high notes like The Lip.

He's got a tone that's reminiscent of a boy named Bix

He plays so high that only dogs can hear him, just for kicks.

And when I asked him does he read

He says, "I'll tell you, hon, I read a little bit but not enough to hurt me none."

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No one plays high notes like The Lip.

I said The Lip.

She must mean Ray Anthony, huh?

I said The Lip.

No, man, she means Harry James.

I said The Lip.

You mean Louis Prima.

I said The Lip.

Noo, LIP-er-ace.

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No one plays high notes like The Lip.

I never heard a trumpet player play a note so high

And I had to coax a lot before The Lip would tell me why

Then he took out a little jar that's labelled 'High-note Grease'

And he rubs a little every night on his mouthpiece

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No one plays high notes like The Lip.

Listen here gal, are you kiddin' about all that 'high-note grease'?

No, man, I swear, he had ten in his valise.

Wha', you mean he goes to the drugstore and gets them from the medicine shelf?

No, some cat's told me he makes it himself.

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Tell us the secret of The Lip.

Well.you take a bucketful of steam

And a dozen rooster eggs

And you mix 'em up gently with a bushel full of goldfish legs

And ya hang 'em on a sky in the midnight sun

Mmm and then you fry them until they're done.

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That's the secret of The Lip