Before He Cheats

Right now

He's probably slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp

And she's probably gettin' frisky

Right now

He's probably buying her some

Fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now

He's probably up behind her with a pool stick

Showin' her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side of his (Ooh, into the side)

Pretty, little, souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights (Ooh, both headlights)

Slashed a hole in all four tires

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now

She's probably up singin' some

White trash version of Shania karaoke

Right now

She's probably saying, "I'm drunk"

And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky

Right now

He's probably dabbin' on

Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo

Oh, and he don't know

Oh, that I dug my key into the side of his (Ooh, into the side)

Pretty, little, souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights (Ooh, both headlights)

I slashed a hole in all four tires

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

'Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh, you know it won't be on me

No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side of his (Ooh, into the side)

Pretty, little, souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights (Ooh, both headlights)

Slashed a hole in all four tires

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh, maybe next time he'll think

Before he cheats (Na, na, na-na-na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na)

Oh, before he cheats (Na, na, na-na-na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na)

Oh