Cosmic Curves (Original)

It is the interstellar light year two thousand and zero-seven-nine megawatts Today the supreme court faces the case of galactic forces contra earthling The charges are treason against the universal powers (Judge) Silence in court Silence in court Call the first witness (??? the robot) (Announcer): Sire, his circuitry relays malfunction Communication is nil He feels something the earthings call love (Judge): Witness, do you have anything to say? (Robot): I am your automatic lover, automatic lover (Judge): Thank you, thank you... Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations? (Dee D Jackson): I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves (Audience): Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty (Judge) Silence in court Silence in court Call the second witness (Meteor man, metor man) (Announcer): Sire, he cannot rumble, he cannot tumble from the sky All he can do is mumble something the earthlings call love (Judge): Witness, do you have anything to say? (Metor man): I... love... her... too... (Judge): Thank you, thank you... Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations? (Dee D Jackson): Well I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves (Audience): Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty (Judge) Silence, silence The court calls Venus, the goddess (Venus): Who is this woman who calls herself Venus It is I who is the goddess of love She is an impostor and should be cast into infinity (Judge) It is the judgement of the supreme court That you should be banished forever into the black hole (Dee D Jackson): But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves (Dee D Jackson): But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves