I'm Easily Assimilated

I was not born in Buenos Aires

My father came from Rovno Gubernya

But now I'm here, I'm dancing a tango

Di de di de di de di!

I am easily assimilated

I am so easily assimilated

I never learned a human language

My father spoke a High Middle Polish

In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish

Por favor! Toreador!

I am easily assimilated

I am so easily assimilated

It's easy, it's ever so easy

I'm Spanish, I'm suddenly Spanish

And you must be Spanish, too

Do like the natives do

These days you have to be

In the majority

Tus labios rubí

Dos rosas que se abren a mí

Conquistan mi corazón

Y sólo con

Una canción

Mis labios rubí

Dreiviertel Takt, mon très cher ami

Oui oui, sí sí, ja ja ja, yes yes, da da

Je ne sais quoi

Me muero, me sale una hernia!

A long way from Rovno Gubernya!

Mis/Tus labios rubí

Dos rosas que se abren a mí

Conquistan mi corazón

Y sólo con

Una divina canción

De mis/tus labios rubí

Rubí! Rubí!

Hey!

Me muero, me sale una hernia

Me muero, me sale una hernia

Hey!