How Big Can You Get

How big can you get

Can you get, can you get

How big can you get

Ain't you big enough yet

Now why are you stretching up taller than tall

For the bigger you get

The harder you fall

How rich can you get

Can you get, can you get

You're gonna regret

Yes, the richer you get

Remember the more that you're achin' to make

It's the dough you forget

The government takes

It's true, it's true

Oh, what a fool are you

You multiply

But you can't take it with you when you die

How big can you get

Can you get, can you get

The bigger you get

The more you upset

The more you upset

Makes the more that you fret

How big can you get

How big can you get

Say Jack, you can never wear more than one suit at a time

Wearin' one pair of shoes you know ain't no crime

What do you wanna do, bub, be big like Guggenheim

A hot dog only cost that cat a dime

You can try to be a Duke on the Grand Marquis

But you see the latest movie's just the same as he

The both listen to the radio and all for free

I'm askin' ya, bub, how big can you be?

How big can you get

Can you get, can you get

How big can you get

Ain't you big enough yet

Why are you stretching up taller than tall

For the bigger you get

The harder you fall

How rich can you get

Can you get, can you get

You're gonna regret

Yes, the richer you get

Remember the more that you're achin' to make

It's the dough you forget

The government takes

It's true, it's true

Oh, what a fool are you

You multiply

But you can't take it with you when you die

How big can you get

Can you get, can you get

The bigger you get

The more you upset

The more you upset

Makes the more that you fret

How big can you get

How big can you get