Don't Bite Beyoncé

I'm a hot blonde actress

My agent starves me

But I get to go to some prestigious parties, parties, parties

My fiancé knows Beyoncé

But it doesn't phase me

Cause I'm friends with Jay Z, Jay Z, Jay Z

We were dancing up in some mansion

And I saw the desert tray, and I went so cray cray

That I bit Beyoncé

She's so sweet...and low calorie

I bit Beyoncé and she was tasty

Then her bodyguards tried to waste me

But she stopped them. She said "it's no problem" if I were you

I'd try to eat me too

Cause I'm so sweet...and low calorie

Everyone who knows her

Had to sign a non-disclosure, closure, closure

I assured them that I don't have rabies

It's not like I'm out biting babies, babies, babies

Cause they're so sweet...and low calorie

 

But nobody bites the Queen B

Don't bite Beyoncé

Don't bite Beyoncé

Nobody bites Beyoncé

And gets away with it usually.

Don't bite Beyoncé