I was walking my dog the other day and this guy stopped me to ask me for my number..

But he was a scorpio, we all know how that goesl But he was like PLEASE PLEASE let me take you out to dinner...

And I was like I'm on a detox.

I literally can't have gluten.

Then I saw him walk away and get into his Prius.

And I was like oh my god, OH MY GOD. You're so basic.

Oh my god,

I'm literally dying right now

I can't believe you're so basic.

So I met this guy at a club...

And he told me he loves pumpkin spice lattes And I was like Ew, it's almost summer.

And then he started telling me about his new startup company And I was like oh my god, this guy has no money.

So he offers me free artist passes to Coachella, And I was like No...I'm waiting for Ja Rule's new festival, it's gonna be lit.

Then I noticed he was drinking a cranberry vodka.

I was like Oh my god, You're so Basic.

What do you want me to do, lower my standards?

No.

I can't believe you're so basic.

My feet hurt so much I wanna take off my shoes!

Will you come to the bathroom with me?

I'm so hungover from last night.

I'm never drinking again.

I swear he had under 10,000 followers.

Like, how is that even possible?

The picture he posted he was wearing high socks and sandals.

And for Halloween he put on a bunch of fake face tattoos to look like Post Malone.

I swear all these millennials are ruining our country.

I'm so lucky I was born in the 80s.

Do you wanna go get a juice somewhere?

You're so basic