Créditos
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ivor Biggun
Performer
Robert George Cox
Lead Vocals
Nigel Appleton
Drums
Andrew Hyam
Electric Bass Guitar
Jill Bates
Saxophone
Peter Terry
Keyboards
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ivor Biggun
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Neil Wilkes
Mastering Engineer
Letra
Well if you've got something wrong
With the end of your dong
And a pain in your old chap
Send for, send for, send for Dr. Clap
If you're feeling grotty
And your dongler's spotty
That's no great mishap
Send for, send for, send for Dr. Clap
If you've got a throb in the end of your knob
And it's dangling like a strap
Send for, send for, send for Dr. Clap
If you've got a pain or a varicose vein
Where it didn't ought to be
You gotta send for, send for, send for Clap M.D.
'Cause he's the man who will make you good as new
He's the man who will cure you of your ills
He's the man who will paint your privates blue
He's got a great big hypodermic and some great big pills
Well if you're feeling grotty
And your dongler's spotty
Well that's no great mishap
Send for, send for, send for Dr. Clap (In a Babylon)
You gotta send for, send for, send for Dr. Clap
Written by: Ivor Biggun