Hilarious

You just ring

Ring, round in your rosy routine

Meanwhile, everything around you is falling to ashes

Ashes

You'd pop a vein

To save a plane

If you were sure you'd seen

Don't you know that everyone will stop and they'll stare when it crashes?

Let me give you a clue

Boring looks like you

So it's time for something nefarious

Time to shake up this town

'Cause it's so, so hilarious

When they all fall down

You've got 12-point talent and no follow through

And you can't make a choice without someone to give you direction

You could come after me

But wait and see

That's not the thing that you'll do

'Cause we're gonna see how impervious

Constance is to infection!

Here's some more free advice

Learn to sacrifice

Ring around the rosy

Pocketful of posy

Ashes, ashes, ashes!

One last song, Stradivarius

One last night on the town

This whole world is hilarious

..and we all fall down.