I Love Sausage Rolls

I saw him standing there in the bakery

Holding the biggest sausage roll I'd ever seen

Didn't know it would turn me on

But I'd never seen one so long

And I knew it was gonna be wrong

But I want meat, yeah, meat

Baked in puff pastry

Yeah, I want meat, yeah, meat

Singin'

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

She smiled at me, as she took hold of my snack

She put it in her mouth, I nearly had a heart attack

I couldn't put up a fight

Knew it was love at first bite

And I could tell it was gonna be right

'Cause I want meat, yeah, meat

A beige and savoury treat

Yeah, I want meat, yeah, meat

Singin'

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

We don't wanna start a riot

We're not on a vegan diet

We know Quorn will never be a client

'Cause we want meat, yeah, meat

We eat it on every street

Yeah, we want meat, yeah, meat

Singin'

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

I love sausage rolls

So put another one in the oven, baby

I love sausage rolls

So eat it with ketchup or gravy

Hold on

Who eats a sausage roll with gravy?

Are you joking?

Seriously? Gravy?

Yes, mate!